| We should accept that school children often behave badly because they have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). The reason is that they do not abide by the school rules. | | |
| My cat has a tail so all cats have tails. | | |
| The university prospectus says that students must have a B in A-level Physics to do the course. I’ve been predicted a B, so they’re bound to admit me. | | |
| I don’t like the Conservative candidate and I would never vote for Labour, so I won’t bother to vote in the general election. | | |
| The exam results this year were much better than last year. It shows that the booster sessions we introduced were worth running. | | |
| Thousands of drivers each day break the speed limit and virtually none of them gets caught by speed cameras and traffic patrols. This means that I should not get caught either. | | |
| The police do not prosecute you if you are driving at 32mph in a 30mph area so they should not prosecute you when you are going at 35mph. | | |
| The invention of the PC and laptop has allowed a huge computer games industry to grow. We should recognise that this is the main reason for the rise in the obesity rate to nearly 20% in boys younger than 18 in the UK. | | |
| It has been proposed that the voting age should be lowered to 16 but once you allow this you will have to remove all age restrictions so everyone will be driving cars at 16, causing more accidents and pollution so that life in our cities will be unbearable. | | |
| Alcohol abuse is one of the most important health problems in Britain today so young people should avoid drinking on Friday and Saturday nights. | | |
| The arguments of opponents to new wind farms can easily be discounted because research has shown that the values of houses are not affected if they are more than 1Km from the site. | | |
| The age when people can vote in general elections should not be reduced from 18 to 16 because young people are only interested in pop music and hanging around on street corners terrorising pensioners. | | |